The Empire of Dynasty Of Ethiopa is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 505 million Ethiopans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfort. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dynasty Of Ethiopan economy, worth 24.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,711 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and citizens' lost socks are government property. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dynasty Of Ethiopa's national animal is the Water.

Dynasty Of Ethiopa is ranked 251,907^th in the world and 145^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.